Before the Lazy Rock Star got lazy (and smart!!) he tried to make number one in the Christmas charts.
Ever tried hitting your head against a brick wall?
The Number 1 Comedy Rock Christmas Song!
By Martin Rocks and Crikey
Welcome to "Crikey! It's Christmas"
This song was written way back in 2003 and has been rerecorded 3 times. Every Christmas we promote the hell out of the song and every Christmas some wannabe from a TV reality show sells 6 gazillion copies of a computer-generated pop song.
Hey, you gotta keep trying.
So, rockers of the world unite and sing along (in a loud, offkey voice - remember you're a rocker!).
Crikey - It’s Christmas by Martin Rocks and Crikey
12 days till Christmas, haven’t bought a thing 11 days till Christmas, church bells ring 10 days till Christmas, little children sing 9 days till Christmas, what will Santa bring?
CHORUS (x 2)
CRIKEY! IT’S CHRISTMAS, SANTA’S ON HIS WAY CRIKEY! IT’S CHRISTMAS, CAN’T WAIT FOR THE BIG DAY CRIKEY! IT’S CHRISTMAS, YOUR WISHES WILL COME TRUE CRIKEY! IT’S CHRISTMAS, HAVE A BEVVY OR TWO
8 days till Christmas, decorate the tree 7 days till Christmas, kids on Santa’s knee 6 days till Christmas, got snogged at work party 5 days till Christmas, my girlfriend’s mad at me
CHORUS (x 2)
4 days till Christmas, got to catch the post 3 days till Christmas, get the turkey out to roast 2 days till Christmas, not a sign of snow 1 day till Christmas, no Santa…… (Santa) “HO! HO! HO!”
CRIKEY! IT’S SANTA, WITH RUDOLPH AND HIS SLEIGH! CRIKEY! IT’S SANTA, HE’S REALLY MADE MY DAY! CRIKEY! IT’S CHRISTMAS, SANTA’S ON HIS WAY CRIKEY! IT’S CHRISTMAS, CAN’T WAIT FOR THE BIG DAY CRIKEY! IT’S CHRISTMAS, YOUR WISHES WILL COME TRUE CRIKEY! IT’S CHRISTMAS, HAVE A BEVVY OR TWO CRIKEY! IT’S SANTA, WITH RUDOLPH AND HIS SLEIGH! CRIKEY! IT’S SANTA, HE’S REALLY MADE MY DAY!
