The Beauty of 30 Second Songs

When I wake up I'm gonna talk about the beauty of short songs - no bloody bridges to screw up your brain.

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OK I've just woken so I've got a few minutes before I hit the sack again.

Look, here's the logic. A couple of years ago the Rolling Stones got paid nearly 3 million quid (6 million bucks) to do a private gig in Barcelona.

It worked out at about $60,000 a minute. I don't want to be greedy. $30,000 for 30 seconds is fine by me.

So, like I said. Write and perform 30 second songs. Makes sense.

Alternatively, you can sign up for an affiliate programme like eMusic. You don't even have to warm up your guitar. Just put a link on your website and when people have a gander and sign up you get paid.

Money while you sleep. Sweeeeeet.